don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
but also fuck bowser
I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr…
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
The last kid gives me hope though
This video made me want to slap the ignorance out of 10 year olds. Never has a video done that. And there are some pretty stupid things on the internet. Bravo.
Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
chicken nuggets arent even that great
what did you just say
have you ever looked at a tiger and thought you ought to cover it up?
the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library
bored with airplanes
i want more
awww this is soo good = write more of this cute story